I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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