We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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