C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
they're like a gay fantastic four
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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