let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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