Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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