we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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