So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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