S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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