i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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