Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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