I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
