Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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