at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
