Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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