"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
