my mouth tastes like poor choices
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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