I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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