College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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