We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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