Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
