were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Acid is not a monday night drug
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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