Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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