my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Randomize
