Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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