is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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