I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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