it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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