Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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