Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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