Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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