I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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