Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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