Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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