Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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