She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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