and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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