Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Randomize
