Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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