I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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