What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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