She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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