i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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