Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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