Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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