dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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