1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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