i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Randomize
