On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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