I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Randomize
