i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
