he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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