I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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