How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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