highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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