JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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